Nov 9 2009

CAPTCHA Has Lost Faith…

Posted By Martman

During my research into what new phone i should get i was approcached by the following CAPTCHA, i think CAPTCHA is loosing faith in humanity, itself and the world.

Depressing Security Check

Martman Out


Aug 1 2009

Thats How You Chat Someone Up

Posted By Martman

Well at least in the victorian era

“Would you take offense if I had the gall to plant a kiss on this beautiful shoulder?”
“You’ll figure that out soon enough after the deed.

Bit of a tease aint she…

Martman Out


Jun 20 2009

Stop Motion Post It’s

Posted By Martman

Great video found during the causal internet surfing.

Found via geekologie

Martman Out


Jun 5 2009

Martman @ The Movies – Terminator Salvation

Posted By Martman

Saw Terminator Salvation the other day and yeah i enjoyed it, watching the original Terminator (1984 one) and i do like the bit where Arnie’s taking out his own eye, the scene is great but the 80’s vfx is nothing compared to todays standards, its got a nice litle kiche value to it…

Terminator Prosthetic

Now i’m not sure i’ve sat through any terminator movie fully (with the obvious exceptions of salvation and rise of the machine), its one of those movies which has the classic story line, man vs machine, machine builds time machine, man nicks time machine, machine goes back to kill mans mum, mans dad goes back, well you know the rest.

I still think thers a need for one more movie, people probably will disagree with me but who cares, the one bit of plot i dont understand, is probably what most people will think.

Kyle is Johns Dad
Sarah is Johns Mum
John sends Kyle back to save Sarah
Kyle ends up getting Sarah pregnent who then in turn gives birth to Kyle

Its sort of a chicken and egg thing, who came first John or Kyle, and theres one bit in the Terminator series that makes me think “Well done that man”, when Sarah asks Kyle whether theres a special woman in the future he says “no, never” the man’s first sexual congress ends up producing the one child destinied to save the world,  you go dude, its your birthday.

Wow that was a good post, go me.

Martman Out


May 27 2009

The Analytics O’ Martman

Posted By Martman

Throughout the life of martman, i have had google working in the background, heres a graph starting at the point where i put the tracking code into the home page untill now

Google Graph

As you can here we’ve had our up and downs, the odd ocassional spike but never flatlined for an excessive period of time, which is all i ask.

Martman Out