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		<title>New Phone !!!</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/11/new-phone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got meself a new phone last week and spent the weekend drinking and using it, its the new Sony Ericcson Satio and i love it, maybe cause of the 12.1 megapixel camera, quality of the photos is awesome.

Good ole Sony, gone on contract too, so good ole Orange aswell
Martman Out&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got meself a new phone last week and spent the weekend drinking and using it, its the new Sony Ericcson Satio and i love it, maybe cause of the 12.1 megapixel camera, quality of the photos is awesome.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.martman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/SE0809_satio_hero_black_scr1-766x1024.jpg" rel="lightbox[257]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-258" title="Satio" src="http://www.martman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/SE0809_satio_hero_black_scr1-224x300.jpg" alt="SE0809_satio_hero_black_scr[1]" width="224" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Good ole Sony, gone on contract too, so good ole Orange aswell</p>
<p>Martman Out&#8230;</p>
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		<title>CAPTCHA Has Lost Faith&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/11/captcha-has-lost-faith/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During my research into what new phone i should get i was approcached by the following CAPTCHA, i think CAPTCHA is loosing faith in humanity, itself and the world.

Martman Out
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During my research into what new phone i should get i was approcached by the following CAPTCHA, i think CAPTCHA is loosing faith in humanity, itself and the world.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.martman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/depressingsecuritycheck-1024x782.png" rel="lightbox[249]"><img class="size-medium wp-image-250  aligncenter" title="Depressing Security Check" src="http://www.martman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/depressingsecuritycheck-300x229.png" alt="Depressing Security Check" width="300" height="229" /></a></p>
<p>Martman Out</p>
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		<title>The Golden Age Of Video &#8211; By Ricardo Autobahn</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/11/the-golden-age-of-video-by-ricardo-autobahn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once in a while a link, recommendation or just something found during the normal browsing of the world wide web will remain in your memory for quite some time, this is one of those videos.

The background music itself would be great on its on
Martman Out
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once in a while a link, recommendation or just something found during the normal browsing of the world wide web will remain in your memory for quite some time, this is one of those videos.</p>
<p><object width="500" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DFM140rju4k&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DFM140rju4k&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="300"></embed></object></p>
<p>The background music itself would be great on its on</p>
<p>Martman Out</p>
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		<title>Wine Tasting &#8211; A How To</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/11/wine-tasting-a-how-to/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all been in this situation at least once in our lives, you&#8217;re on a date or at a wine tasting session and gordon bennett, theres no corkscrew, and there you are left with lovely, nutritional wine and no way to happen.
How do you solve this ? I hear you cry, simples, get a shoe [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve all been in this situation at least once in our lives, you&#8217;re on a date or at a wine tasting session and gordon bennett, theres no corkscrew, and there you are left with lovely, nutritional wine and no way to happen.</p>
<p>How do you solve this ? I hear you cry, simples, get a shoe and do the following&#8230;.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="420" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9s89FqNpXO4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="420" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9s89FqNpXO4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object></p>
<p>Then get more drunk</p>
<p>Martman Out</p>
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		<title>3 Months Since The Last Martman Post</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/11/3-months-since-the-last-martman-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What can I say I&#8217;ve been busy&#8230; I can say that with the knowledge that yes I have been busy, hopefully I&#8217;ll get back into the swing of it, watch this space for more posts.
Martman Out
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What can I say I&#8217;ve been busy&#8230; I can say that with the knowledge that yes I have been busy, hopefully I&#8217;ll get back into the swing of it, watch this space for more posts.</p>
<p>Martman Out</p>
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		<title>Thats How You Chat Someone Up</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/08/thats-how-you-chat-someone-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well at least in the victorian era

&#8220;Would you take offense if I had the gall to plant a kiss on this beautiful shoulder?&#8221;
&#8220;You&#8217;ll figure that out soon enough after the deed.
Bit of a tease aint she&#8230;
Martman Out
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well at least in the victorian era</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Would you take offense..." src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Das_werdenSie_ja_nachher_schon_sehen.jpg/468px-Das_werdenSie_ja_nachher_schon_sehen.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><em>&#8220;Would you take offense if I had the gall to plant a kiss on this beautiful shoulder?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;You&#8217;ll figure that out soon enough after the deed.</em></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Bit of a tease aint she&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Martman Out</p>
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		<title>Classy Tagging</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/07/classy-tagging/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this on the net ages ago&#8230;

Click to see bigger picture (big being 1500&#215;1200)
Martman Out
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this on the net ages ago&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.martman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/classytagging.jpg" rel="lightbox[220]"><img class="size-medium wp-image-221  aligncenter" title="Classy Tagging" src="http://www.martman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/classytagging-300x240.jpg" alt="Classy Tagging" width="300" height="240" /></a></p>
<p>Click to see bigger picture (big being 1500&#215;1200)</p>
<p>Martman Out</p>
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		<title>So Thats How They Did It&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/07/so-thats-how-they-did-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Martman Out
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<p>Martman Out</p>
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		<title>End O&#8217; The Month Post</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/06/end-o-the-month-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hard to think what to blog about when it comes to end of the month, i&#8217;m gonna go with a bit more music, 2 videos for you my loyal friends.
Video one was an &#8220;in-house&#8221; edit job done by me and Michelle Causon a teacher at the Harwich School
The Harwich School &#8211; Class Of 09 Leavers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hard to think what to blog about when it comes to end of the month, i&#8217;m gonna go with a bit more music, 2 videos for you my loyal friends.</p>
<p>Video one was an &#8220;in-house&#8221; edit job done by me and Michelle Causon a teacher at the Harwich School</p>
<p><strong>The Harwich School &#8211; Class Of 09 Leavers Video</strong></p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="300" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lr5RfO712Lc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lr5RfO712Lc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object></p>
<p>I love it, its excellent, plus its the first HD video i&#8217;ve had any part in, so all good.</p>
<p>Video two is a video for some new music i&#8217;ve downloaded</p>
<p><strong>MC Lars &#8220;Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Doesn&#8217;t Make You Slash)&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><a title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr5RfO712Lc" target="_blank"></a></p>
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<p>At the moment there are 2 MC Lars i got on the brain this one and <strong>O.G. Original Gamer</strong> also good.</p>
<p>Martman Out</p>
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		<title>Dan Black &#8211; Symphonies</title>
		<link>http://www.martman.co.uk/2009/06/dan-black-symphonies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m loving this song at the moment, the video is very good, people photoshop themselves into film poster this guy has made parody-ic films all for himself.

Here are the lyrics
I can&#8217;t disguise I was hypnotised
Lost a track, struggled back
I wanted easy stuff to please me
Something in the dark began to squeeze me
Seen it, there, been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m loving this song at the moment, the video is very good, people photoshop themselves into film poster this guy has made parody-ic films all for himself.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="320" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L34HL6vEYAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L34HL6vEYAA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object></p>
<p>Here are the lyrics</p>
<blockquote><p>I can&#8217;t disguise I was hypnotised<br />
Lost a track, struggled back<br />
I wanted easy stuff to please me<br />
Something in the dark began to squeeze me<br />
Seen it, there, been there in the mirror<br />
Totally focused, no hocus pocus<br />
Dare I give in to this thing gripping my skin<br />
To win, thinking how to add</p>
<p>The lights of a car go by in the stream<br />
Seems like I stand pretty much unseen<br />
But I open my eyes and beams<br />
Come out</p>
<p>Gimme, gimme, symphonies<br />
Gimme more than the life I see<br />
Score adds up<br />
Angels play<br />
Let my lonliness gets blown away</p>
<p>Gimme, gimme, symphonies<br />
Gimme more than the life I see</p>
<p>I lie down in the dust just under your eye<br />
A scrap of paper, thin as vapour<br />
Filling my clothes like smoke<br />
A couple of the words in my heart are broke<br />
I throw, I miss, something, nothing<br />
Dreams, schemes, moments wasted<br />
Taste that tasted<br />
Fate I&#8217;m fated<br />
Re-edited again then copy, pasted</p>
<p>The lights of a car go by in the stream<br />
Seems like I stand pretty much unseen<br />
But I open my eyes and beams<br />
Come out</p>
<p>Gimme, gimme, symphonies<br />
Gimme more than the life I see<br />
Score adds up<br />
Angels play<br />
Let my lonliness gets blown away</p>
<p>Gimme, gimme, symphonies<br />
Gimme more than the life I see</p>
<p>When I wanna quit, I suffocate it<br />
I chew repelicious, stress repetitious<br />
Vicious, I&#8217;m one outside you<br />
Up above the streets on the DCY-er<br />
Higher, fire in my guts<br />
In a rut, but what I&#8217;ve got<br />
Is in a can, no other human<br />
But I do get lonely, scared I&#8217;m phoney<br />
As</p>
<p>The lights of a car go by in the stream<br />
Seems like I stand pretty much unseen<br />
But I open my eyes and beams<br />
Come out</p>
<p>Gimme, gimme, symphonies<br />
Gimme more than the life I see<br />
Score adds up<br />
Angels play<br />
Let my lonliness get blown away</p>
<p>Gimme, gimme, symphonies<br />
Gimme more than the life I see</p>
<p>Gimme, gimme symphonies<br />
Gimme more than the life I see <!-- google_ad_section_end --><br style="DISPLAY: block; FLOAT: left; CLEAR: left" /></p></blockquote>
<p>Martman Out</p>
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